ME EVERY SINGLE MORNING

howdoiputthisgently:

HAVING SEX WITH A GUY THAT HAS NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL HE’S DOING

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

WHEN THERES A BIG SALE AT MY FAVORITE STORE

howdoiputthisgently:

ruinedchildhood:

Costco doesnt fuck around

(via 10knotes)

entergalacticfuckery:

Dionne’s looks in Clueless (1995)

(Source: evilspice, via thechriscrocker)

WHEN MY FRIEND SUGGESTS OPENING A BOTTLE OF WINE

howdoiputthisgently:

EXPECTATION:

REALITY:

thefartsinourstars:

i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

WHEN MY BOYFRIEND TRIES TO TELL ME ITS TIME TO LEAVE

howdoiputthisgently: